April 2013
12 posts
me: alright let's save the game now
me:
me:
me:
me: did I save
me:
me: let's save again just in case
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
“Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a...”
– Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via arpeggia)
onoasa:
jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
voslaarum:
“Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion
I turned a poem into creative writing last week and I kind of disliked it then
And I’m reading it now and I hate it passionately
(The prof seems to not dislike it)
March 2013
219 posts
a phyllosilicate kind of girl: reverse-mermaid:... →
reverse-mermaid:
no
dudes
let’s talk about mustrum ridcully for a second though
mustrum keeps-liquor-in-his-specially-made-hat ridcully
mustrum the-bursar’s-office-is-for-target-practice ridcully
mustrum we’re-going-to-a-royal-wedding-better-pack-the-fishing-rod ridcully
mustrum…
things that cause me a mental breakdown
slow internet connection
losing something i held a second ago
kids screaming for no reason
girls with annoying voices
math
arguing with stupid people
4 tags
Bare Stomach for Extra Empowerment
thehawkeyeinitiative:
florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
copperbadge:
elphabulous:
How to college:
drink coffee
cry
How to college:
drink
coffee
cry
Fixed that for you.
Me: Do you think Dean went to heaven every time he died in Mystery Spot?
Lila: I can't remember. What season was that?
Me: Three. Oh, fuck. That would be the season Dean's trying to escape his deal.
Lila. Oh...
Me: Oh...
Lila: That episode just got so much sadder.
1 tag
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
izhtiekz:
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR SEXUALITY IS CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT BOOBS ARE FUCKING MAJESTIC