me: alright let's save the game now
me: did I save
me: let's save again just in case
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a...– Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via arpeggia)
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky ‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
voslaarum: “Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion
I turned a poem into creative writing last week and I kind of disliked it then And I’m reading it now and I hate it passionately (The prof seems to not dislike it)
a phyllosilicate kind of girl: reverse-mermaid:... →
reverse-mermaid: no dudes let’s talk about mustrum ridcully for a second though mustrum keeps-liquor-in-his-specially-made-hat ridcully mustrum the-bursar’s-office-is-for-target-practice ridcully mustrum we’re-going-to-a-royal-wedding-better-pack-the-fishing-rod ridcully mustrum…
things that cause me a mental breakdown slow internet connection losing something i held a second ago kids screaming for no reason girls with annoying voices math arguing with stupid people
Bare Stomach for Extra Empowerment
florenceandthepoutines: I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
copperbadge: elphabulous: How to college: drink coffee cry How to college: drink coffee cry Fixed that for you.
Me: Do you think Dean went to heaven every time he died in Mystery Spot?
Lila: I can't remember. What season was that?
Me: Three. Oh, fuck. That would be the season Dean's trying to escape his deal.
Lila: That episode just got so much sadder.
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
izhtiekz: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR SEXUALITY IS CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT BOOBS ARE FUCKING MAJESTIC